So Big Al’s back at Newcastle. I thought football was becoming more professional and business-like, not romantic and ridiculous! What next? Dalglish back to Liverpool? Big Ron back to Villa? Redknapp back to Pompey (actually that could happen!)

The big question is, will Shearer make a difference? Newcastle looked doomed and we could have made some money on betting against them. Games against Chelsea, Liverpool, Spurs and Villa looked like certain defeats but should we now avoid them?

Why have I asked so many questions? Simple answer, like Mike Ashley, I don’t know what I’m doing.