Rock-a-doodle-do! Million Quid Gamble is back in business and we’re doing better than ever before - 3 games of the Premier League have passed and it has yet to cost us a quid. Because we haven’t placed a bet yet.

But there are plenty of tasty games coming up to whet our gambling appetite.

We’ve decided that we need a new strategy. Quite what that is, we don’t know, but we’re working it out.

Happily, Dave has come into some money (either through an inheritance or a jewellery heist in Bond Street) so we’re ready to blow some serious wad on our crazy scheme.

How hard can it be?